24 December 2004

How to create the right Christmas feeling

Wait until it gets dark. Get an axe from your neighbour who's sitting in a wheelchair. Get into Berit. Step on it to the resplendent woods of Petneu. Get out in the snow just wearing slippers. Cover up so the polizei wount show up. Forget that it's supposed to be dark. Step on it home. Put the tree in big beer boot and decorate with home made decorations made of Jägermeister packings etc. Sing "tomtegubbar slår i glasen", drink the snaps and be happy.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home