Polizei questioning

In the afternoon I went to the Gendarmerei – the police to report my stolen snowboard. The policeman seemed convinced that I was trying to make an insurance fraud to get money for my trip home. "Do you know what I think?" the policeman said. "I think you're trying to trick me." I got a bit chocked and gave him all the details he wanted to know about the "crime" he thought I've done. "Is it illigal to have as much unluck that I've got." I asked him. I sat in questioning for half a hour! At last he trusted me and signed the police report. I was all shaky when I got out. It felt like I was a suspect in a murder case or something! Pjuh!